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The Bored of The Yuga verse. - by R.T.
Read this to the tune of the 1970's TV theme song, The Beverly Hillbillies, which goes
like this:
- "Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed
- A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
- Then one day Jed was shootin' at some food
- And up thru the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
- Oil, that is,
- Black Gold,
- Texas Tea."
...And now, my Bored of The Yuga verse:
- Realize my mad song of Loud Balyogeshwar
- Who marketed devotees to travel wide and far
- He shouted "Take this Knowledge - I reveal peace for free"
- (And Buy the Way: A Lifetime's Devotion give to me.)
- Royal, that is.
- Krishna Gold.
- Rawat Glee.
- Well, I heard about the Mission in my 2nd year in school
- My peers' said "Truth is free - man, don't be a fool!"
- They said "Kali Yuga is the age you want to flee"
- So I vacuumed floor of Ashram to be a new Premie.
- Toil, that is.
- All Weak.
- SWAT-sang.
- This Knowledge was the cure for any karmic scar -
- Dogma? Amnesia? Remember Who You Are!
- Mahatmas said: Want Bliss? Prostrate to Shri Sant Ji.
- My forehead's on the rug, I'm allergic to Bhakti!
- Yoga, that is.
- Baragons.
- Wave candle.
- I wanted more, in '74, I heard of 'IHQ'
- DLM building where they live for Satguru
- I volunteer for charity, but World Peace tempted me:
- to hell with UNICEF, moved West at age 20.
- Denver, that is.
- Fool's gold,
- Premie Ji.
- 6 years on, the Mecca is: Miami. Get a tan.
- Go swimming after Serve-Us? Holy Name, Atman!
- W drove all night from Denver, drinking black coffee,
- Maharaji's playing Holi? You need optics to see.
- Babies, we is.
- In tents, cold.
- Kissimmee.
- Serve-Us! On his Aircraft! To His hanger towed...
- Secret business DECA, where Premies spoke in code
- "41" meant Darshan, "9" was Beans tonite -
- Undernourished Slaves. It's Plane this isn't right.
- Broke, that is.
- Poverty.
- Sleep in Car.
- Common senses shook me, God, please help me mend.
- This Mission drilled me softly. Brainwashed by my 'friends.'
- I went back to my home state to get B.A. degree,
- My salary shot up 10 grand; peace with family.
- Confidence, that is.
- OK to think.
- Blind, see?
- Then, Programs were recorded, which Visions sent to town.
- Selected Premies shlepped the tapes and tubes around
- Hours spent in community rooms at Library -
- All the driving effort; few Aspirants you see.
- Cult, it is.
- Same old faces.
- Ask Them Why?
- What did I experience? Emotions (He can speak)
- Occasionally remembered heart bliss (when I seek)
- The 4 techniques? I feel good, but it's inside of me -
- Meditation Teacher: with Personality.
- One of 30, that is.
- Hindu trip:
- Buys a car.
- What will I miss most? Travel and the fun
- of Being - on the Ocean of Illusion (in the Sun)
- 'Going Inside' at big convention halls is hard -
- So are the monthly payments of my Visa credit card.
- 16% that is.
- 3 grand.
- Still I pay.
- Lots of tapes and photos, see how the Fat Guru!
- Discourse for Dedication, Repetition made it True....
- But after 24 years, It's clear this Guru's boat -
- is circling his Residence. That "Ocean"... is a Moat!
- Chit-wreaked, that is.
- Now Kabir this:
- No Arti.
- PS: On May 2 I found this 'Ex - Premies' web page...
- Learned of other Journeys, and your tips were sage.
- Sent copies to Maharaji, Visions and Elan -
- On May 12, India exploded Non-Peace Bombs!
- Peace - where is?
- Satsang Told.
- Divine might?
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