heh heh..
too rich.
it would get tossed in the trash if it looked too much like the regular mailers around here, and I know what those look like.
LA-ex, are you in on this?
should we collaborate? are you in LA like me?

who else lives in the LA area who'd want to get in on this with me?
this is just too funny to pass up.
email me if this floats your boat. we could do some real street theatre with this.
heh heh.
cackle.
oh, the crone is wicked.
menopause is so much fun. no more social constraints, no more fears.
[assume hunchback toothless old greyhead persona with cracked voice:]

why, hello there, you rouuuuund little maaaaannnnn..!

do you find me repulsive??????...yessss..yess, i thought you jusssssssst miiiiiight....now, where did i put those dried toads?...